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21
Aug
2008
Hand Jive
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
Laura's new rule:
Our hands must be visible
when we're together.
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18
Aug
2008
Crisis
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
Attention Russia!
Don't fuck up my vacation!
Really, don't be dicks.
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10
Jun
2008
Nose Job
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Rice
I'm like a girl scout.
I got my first merit badge.
It's for brown nosing.
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27
Feb
2008
Finish Line
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
Just a few more months
and I'll be spilling my guts
on the Tyra show.
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24
Jan
2008
Nose Job
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
It's called "Got your nose."
I played it once with Laura
and hers came right off.
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16
Dec
2007
Rice Pudding
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
You screw one dumbass
and every horny retard
thinks he has a chance.
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20
Nov
2007
Confession
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
It's a vibrator,
not a goddamn pogo stick.
Stop it, you'll go blind.
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20
Nov
2007
Project Runway
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
Get her out of here
before she cuts up the drapes
for another suit.
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28
Sep
2007
Hatchback
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Rice
Condi's just my type,
built like a twelve year old boy
with a vagina.
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29
Aug
2007
Spin Doctor
By
clown7
Haiku:
Rice
Oh, she looks fine now!
But just a minute ago
her head spun around.
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