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Cheney
07
Sep
2009
Apology?
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
Sure, in retrospect
I was something of a cock,
but what can you do?
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11
Sep
2008
Soft Dick
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
He has a soft side,
far away from war and oil.
That's the Dick I love.
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05
Jul
2008
Retirement
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
Cheney's waning moon
swallowed by the horizon
like turds in the bowl.
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03
Jun
2008
Dude Ranch
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
Almost everyone
I see wearing cowboy hats
are politicians.
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06
Apr
2008
Undisclothed Location
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
No stop loss for you,
from now on, you're on furlough
indefinitely...
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24
Mar
2008
Creating Realities
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Cheney
My next job's lined up:
A show on VH1 called
"The Flavor of Dick."
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15
Mar
2008
Memoirs
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
Once, in the eighties,
I fucked an Oompa Loompa.
Not my best moment.
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21
Dec
2007
Fossil Fuel
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
Thanks for the help guys.
That fart lighting incident
got way out of hand.
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12
Nov
2007
Clockin' In
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
These ceremonies
can be really depressing,
but they pay the bills.
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05
Nov
2007
Noooooo!
By
clown7
Haiku:
Cheney
Hey guys, check this out:
"Barney, I am your father!"
I practiced all week.
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