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02
Feb
2007
Snack
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
Look at my Laura.
She's got that gleam in her eye,
Like she's had fresh blood.
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09
Jan
2007
Bad Reputation
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Here's some advice, kid:
Never, ever date drummers.
They all have herpes.
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03
Jan
2007
Last Wives Club
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
You're gonna be fine.
I thought George passed away once,
but he was just drunk.
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19
Dec
2006
Dummylingus
By
clown7
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Laura
Diagrams fail him,
the diver, lost in the sea,
seeking the oyster.
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18
Dec
2006
Sharp Dressed Goy
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
It's a dream come true!
I got to meet ZZ Top,
Next up, Motley Crue!
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14
Dec
2006
Snow Job
By
tampioca
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Laura
Go ahead, princess,
eat all the apples you want,
they help with dwarf breath.
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