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06
Nov
2007
Fuxedo
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
It's like senior prom,
except Laura's not knocked up,
and I'm wearing pants.
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24
Oct
2007
Wayback Machine
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
It's a time machine?
Send me back to '93
and Bill Clinton's arms.
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09
Oct
2007
Joint Operations
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
I'll hold it like this,
where she can't see the green leaves,
or else she'll smoke it.
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30
Sep
2007
Kenapause
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
I'm just like Barbie.
If Barbie had hot flashes,
and a coke habit.
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05
Sep
2007
Moonlighting
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
I've met you before,
at a Hell's Angels event.
You were their mascot.
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03
Aug
2007
Bargain Hunter
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
I ran out of clothes,
so I killed and skinned a couch
from 1980.
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12
Jul
2007
Uplifting
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Preserve our country!
Just take a look at my face,
I'm doing my part!
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13
Jun
2007
Monkey Business
By
clown7
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Laura
One time I got drunk
with Michael Jackson's monkey
and did this all night.
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13
Jun
2007
Tomb Rater
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
This will do just fine.
We'll put the coffins right there.
And block the windows.
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10
Jun
2007
Jackpot
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
After my face lift
every time I blink or sneeze
my colon empties.
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