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09
Apr
2008
Sequels
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
See girls, it's right there,
The 11th Commandment:
"Don't mess with Texas. "
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03
Apr
2008
Dress Up
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
Here's an idea,
let's play "Sex and the City".
I can be the slut.
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02
Apr
2008
Knuckle Sandwich
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
George won't kiss my hand,
not once since our honeymoon
and "the Incident".
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24
Mar
2008
Just Right
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Go my magic bear!
Devour my enemies!
Namely, Condi Rice.
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04
Mar
2008
Snack Pack
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
It's like a cupcake,
wrapped around delicous brains.
Yum, delicous brains....
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21
Feb
2008
Pole Numbers
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
This makes small look big.
Will it work on poll numbers?
How about weiners?
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30
Jan
2008
Critics
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Nice dress Barbara,
next time just wear a doily
or a tablecloth.
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11
Dec
2007
Meshugenaplums
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Hairy holy men,
full of holiday spirit.
They're like young Santas.
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02
Dec
2007
Consistency
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
What did Santa bring?
It's probably a pantsuit.
Just like every year.
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30
Nov
2007
Spin Doctors
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Bring it on, fat man,
Screw you and your "naughty list",
Karl Rove's on my side.
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