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21
Nov
2008
Parting Gifts
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
Two minutes later
Laura's head spun 360
and she barfed pea soup.
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22
Jul
2008
Badass Beanie
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Please excuse Jenna,
when she says something's "Badass!",
it's a complement.
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22
Jul
2008
Roadies
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
I'm the First Lady,
but not George's "first lady",
that was some road whore.
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13
Jul
2008
Makeup Work
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
I have a question.
Why did we invade Iraq?
I was sick that day.
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10
Jun
2008
Head Gear
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
I wear headscarves too!
They can come in quite handy,
they're so absorbent.
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31
May
2008
Tricks
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
Please, let me explain.
In my language "prostitute"
isn't all that bad.
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22
May
2008
There Will Be Poop
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
Sorry about that,
George thought it was a sand box.
So he pooped in it.
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21
May
2008
Big Boys
By
clown7
Haiku:
Laura
How do I do it?
I rub pizza on my boobs
and they come like flies.
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18
May
2008
Icebreaker
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
Before we start this,
I'll need another chablis,
It loosens me up.
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15
Apr
2008
Show and Tell
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Laura
You know what this is?
It's a gift George gave me,
on our wedding night.
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