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04
Feb
2017
Right Wing
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Bush
That awkward moment,
When Bush shows up on tinder,
And you're like "Swipe right!"
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24
Jan
2017
Dubya Dubya Three
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Bush
Sure, ya'll miss Barack.
But I bet you'll miss me too,
When Trump nukes Iran.
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17
Jan
2017
Dishonorable Discharge
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Bush
It's the weirdest thing,
Last time I was in Moscow,
Some chick peed on me.
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26
Sep
2016
Texas Ranger
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Bush
Thanks George, but no thanks!
They say once you go Barack,
You never go back.
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12
Sep
2016
Saving Throw
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Bush
He isn't vomiting!
This is what we call "foreplay".
It's how we got George.
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13
Aug
2016
Small favors
By
clown7
Haiku:
Bush
Let's put it this way:
We've both done terrible things.
At least no one lived!
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15
Jan
2009
Kill & Tell
By
clown7
Haiku:
Bush
Here's an idea:
You can kiss my "Left Behind"
and my right one too!
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06
Jan
2009
Midnight Toker
By
tampioca
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Bush
I always asked George,
whenever he was stressed out:
Why so serious?
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06
Jan
2009
2009 World Tour
By
clown7
Haiku:
Bush
Two weeks from today
I'll be drunk, dressed like this guy
at a bar near you!
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31
Dec
2008
Happy New Year
By
clown7
Haiku:
Bush
I started early,
so forget about midnight.
I might not make noon.
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