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22 Aug 2019

Twins

Haiku: 

He's my mini me.
We have the exact same hair.
And the same size hands.

20 Aug 2019

Like Melania

Haiku: 

My new Space Force doll,
With pussy grabbing action,
For hot aliens.

05 Feb 2019

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Haiku: 

And then Nancy mouthed

"I ain't no hollaback girl!"

Like 2004.

27 Jan 2019

The Stone Bone

Haiku: 

That awkward feeling,

When the Feds seize your dick pics,

And it turns you on.

21 Dec 2018

Yellow October

Haiku: 

He's like a track suit.

So many Russians own him,

And he smells like piss.

06 Nov 2018

Money Shot

Haiku: 

There's a caravan,

But it's heading for the House,

And you can't stop it.

25 Oct 2018

Pumpkin Patch

Haiku: 

You think this is bad?

The carpet matches the drapes.

They're orange and bald.

18 Oct 2018
Haiku: 

You're alright, Kanye.

I mean, I can't rent to you,

But you can visit.

16 Oct 2018

Close Enough

Haiku: 

I love Donald Trump!

And I love you too, Ray J.

Give your wife my best.

15 Oct 2018

Sheiks Up, Hoes Down

Haiku: 

Let me translate that:

It's an old Arabic phrase.

It means "bottom bitch".

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