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19 Sep 2018

Model Prisoner

Haiku: 

Zoolander's Blue Steel,

Has nothing on my new look:

Prison Shower Face.

13 Sep 2018

Preparation H

Haiku: 

We're prepped for this storm.

I'm sending paper towels,

And thoughts and prayers.

12 Sep 2018

Tweet Her

Haiku: 

I got a dick pic,

A tiny, orange dick pic.

God, I hate group texts.

28 Aug 2018

Spray on Tantrum

Haiku: 

Keep holding your breath.

Your orange skin won't turn blue,

But the Senate might.

21 Aug 2018

Grunge Phase

Haiku: 

I'll bury this here,

Right next to my hopes and dreams.

It's better this way.

11 Aug 2018

OMFGU2?

Haiku: 

The secret code is:

IWANTTOFUCKYOURDAUGHTER.

Don't tell anyone.

06 Aug 2018

Above the Law

Haiku: 

I know Jui-Jitsu.

I grab pussies all the time.

Trust me, I'm your man.

19 Jul 2018

Mel Atonin'

Haiku: 

Melania thinks,

"There's no Botox for the soul,

To help me save face."

17 Jul 2018

Pootie's Cooties

Haiku: 

Let's put it this way,

We're going to need these gloves,

Just to shake your hand.

16 Jul 2018

Neutered!

Haiku: 

Here's one of your balls.

You'll get the other one back

In 2020.

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