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Palin
24
Aug
2016
Jebberish
By
clown7
Haiku:
Palin
Trump was quite confused.
He thought "the Alaskan bush"
Meant that she's Jeb's wife.
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30
Oct
2008
Mrs. Nomer
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Palin
Somebody said "MILF!"
What's that? A dairy product
with a nice wardrobe?
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14
Oct
2008
On Demand
By
clown7
Haiku:
Palin
My favorite movies?
Anything with Vern Troyer
plus "Red Dawn" and "Shaft".
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02
Oct
2008
Coach Tickets
By
clown7
Haiku:
Palin
Stupid dinosaurs.
This ark is super tiny.
Where would they all sit?
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23
Sep
2008
Breakfast of Champions
By
clown7
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Palin
Trigg, Track and Bristol,
Q-Bert, Quisp, Frankenberry,
They're all proud of you.
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09
Sep
2008
Alternative Medicine
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Palin
I'm for birth control:
hand jobs, blowjobs and butt sex.
Apply as needed.
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08
Sep
2008
Life Sentence
By
clown7
Haiku:
Palin
Yes, I am "pro-life",
of course so is Dick Cheney.
Figure that one out.
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02
Sep
2008
Mrs Attacks!
By
fresh
Haiku:
Palin
Gak gak gak gak gak!
Gaak!! Gak gak gak! Gak gak gaaak!
Gak gak gak gak gak!
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