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14 Apr 2009

Play Ball

Haiku: 

I saw the protests,

then searched google for "tea bag".

Turns out, it's a verb.

 

 

 

 

08 Apr 2009
Haiku: 

Someone call Fox News!

They've infiltrated our troops.

Evil fist jabbers.

11 Nov 2008

Marking Territory

Haiku: 

Sometimes, late at night,

I'll come down here buck naked

and rub everything. 

10 Nov 2008

Twinkies

Haiku: 

He'll be President, 

but does he have to dress like me?

It's kinda creepy. 

25 Sep 2008
Haiku: 

Then Obama paused

and gestured below his belt:

"Suspend these, big guy!"

28 Aug 2008

Helping Hand

Haiku: 

Can you hold her, please?

Something about blue dresses

make me feel nervous.

26 Aug 2008

Barack of Love

Haiku: 

When I'm president,

nobody wears dumb ass hats, 

even Bret Michaels. 

21 Apr 2008

He's a Democrat

Haiku: 

Dad? It's me, Lois.

I've got something to tell you

About my boyfriend.

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