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19
Nov
2020
George Herbert "Walker"
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Clinton
And for our next trick,
We'll bring Bush back from the dead,
To vote for Biden.
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14
Jul
2017
One in the Hand
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Clinton
I've been here before.
I've had two Bushes at once,
Like seventy times.
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27
Mar
2017
Bill Collector
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Clinton
How are we alike?
Both our wives sleep in New York.
Sometimes next to me.
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08
Sep
2016
Pants on Fire
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Clinton
My least favorite things?
Four words: "pantsuit fashion shows"
And "cunnilingus"!
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17
Aug
2016
Huckster
By
clown7
Haiku:
Clinton
Every now and then,
Bill calls him Mike Huckabee,
Just to fuck with him.
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01
Aug
2016
Ballers
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Clinton
Oh, I get it now.
I thought it was called "Breast Mode".
That's disappointing.
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07
Apr
2008
Afterthought
By
clown7
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Clinton
Aprons are handy,
you can spill things on your clothes
and they won't get stained.
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19
Feb
2008
Victory Lap
By
clown7
Haiku:
Clinton
Congratulations!
What say we get lap dances
in celebration?
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17
Feb
2008
Fire in the Hole
By
clown7
Haiku:
Clinton
Oh, I know the risks...
Crabs twice, gonorrhea once,
and that's just college.
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16
Feb
2008
Broken Promises
By
clown7
Haiku:
Clinton
When my term's over
it's golf, pizza and blow jobs
twentyfour seven.
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