Barney

In the waning days

I started humping pumpkins

and Dick Cheney's leg. 

I'm here to announce:

Barney/Obama '08!

Suck on that, McCain!

It's just a turd, George.

It's not a magic butt snake,

that grants you wishes.  

Here's some news for you:

I ate Dana Perino.

She was delicious. 

Look at me, I'm George,

the day after St. Patrick's,

passed out on the lawn.  

Slow down there , Beasley.

It's a different kind of "snow".

You can't snort this stuff.

What the hell is that?

I've never seen Laura poop,

so that's one theory. 

My name's "Barney Bush".

I'm about one bad day from:

"Malik Shabbaz Bush".