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03
Nov
2008
Sloppy Seconds
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
In the waning days
I started humping pumpkins
and Dick Cheney's leg.
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19
Aug
2008
Barney "Hussein" Bush
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
I'm here to announce:
Barney/Obama '08!
Suck on that, McCain!
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17
Jul
2008
Flush with Victory
By
clown7
Best Of:
Yes
Haiku:
Barney
It's just a turd, George.
It's not a magic butt snake,
that grants you wishes.
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25
May
2008
Snack Attack
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
Here's some news for you:
I ate Dana Perino.
She was delicious.
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16
Mar
2008
The Day After
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
Look at me, I'm George,
the day after St. Patrick's,
passed out on the lawn.
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07
Jan
2008
White Christmas
By
tampioca
Haiku:
Barney
Slow down there , Beasley.
It's a different kind of "snow".
You can't snort this stuff.
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01
Jan
2008
White Housebroken
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
What the hell is that?
I've never seen Laura poop,
so that's one theory.
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16
Dec
2007
Pet Names
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
My name's "Barney Bush".
I'm about one bad day from:
"Malik Shabbaz Bush".
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31
Oct
2007
Trick or Treat
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
George made me wear this,
so I crapped in his golf shoes,
I'd say we're even.
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29
Oct
2007
Fad Diet
By
clown7
Haiku:
Barney
I found this eyeball,
floating in Laura's toilet.
She never flushes.
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