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14 Aug 2018

Taking Names

Haiku: 

Biden. Joe Biden.

If you can't remember it,

Just ask your girlfriend.

11 Aug 2018

OMFGU2?

Haiku: 

The secret code is:

IWANTTOFUCKYOURDAUGHTER.

Don't tell anyone.

06 Aug 2018

Above the Law

Haiku: 

I know Jui-Jitsu.

I grab pussies all the time.

Trust me, I'm your man.

02 Aug 2018

Always and Forever

Haiku: 

When the clerk asked them,

"Separate or together?"

Joe started crying.

19 Jul 2018

Mel Atonin'

Haiku: 

Melania thinks,

"There's no Botox for the soul,

To help me save face."

17 Jul 2018

Pootie's Cooties

Haiku: 

Let's put it this way,

We're going to need these gloves,

Just to shake your hand.

16 Jul 2018

Neutered!

Haiku: 

Here's one of your balls.

You'll get the other one back

In 2020.

13 Jul 2018

Jerkin' the Gerkin

It's red, white, and blue,

Not red, white, and anal warts,

You immense douchebag!

10 Jul 2018
Haiku: 

I'm not gonna lie,

I really thought that by now,

I'd be President.

08 Jul 2018

Daddy Issues

Haiku: 

Ivanka's her name,

But she's Viagra to me.

Just a lot cheaper.

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