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28 Aug 2018

Spray on Tantrum

Haiku: 

Keep holding your breath.

Your orange skin won't turn blue,

But the Senate might.

25 Aug 2018
Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Wheels up, final flight.

Visibility: endless.

Godspeed, John McCain.

21 Aug 2018

Grunge Phase

Haiku: 

I'll bury this here,

Right next to my hopes and dreams.

It's better this way.

16 Aug 2018

Bunny Foo Foo

Haiku: 

Don't get too attached.

If that bunny turns out gay,

We'll have to eat it.

14 Aug 2018

Taking Names

Haiku: 

Biden. Joe Biden.

If you can't remember it,

Just ask your girlfriend.

11 Aug 2018

OMFGU2?

Haiku: 

The secret code is:

IWANTTOFUCKYOURDAUGHTER.

Don't tell anyone.

06 Aug 2018

Above the Law

Haiku: 

I know Jui-Jitsu.

I grab pussies all the time.

Trust me, I'm your man.

02 Aug 2018

Always and Forever

Haiku: 

When the clerk asked them,

"Separate or together?"

Joe started crying.

19 Jul 2018

Mel Atonin'

Haiku: 

Melania thinks,

"There's no Botox for the soul,

To help me save face."

17 Jul 2018

Pootie's Cooties

Haiku: 

Let's put it this way,

We're going to need these gloves,

Just to shake your hand.

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