The "Biden Rule"
Submitted by tampioca on Wed, 2009-05-06 06:26. Obama
Look, we can be friends,
the minute you poop on me,
It's all over, kid.
Shitter
Submitted by clown7 on Tue, 2009-04-28 07:10. Obama
He's in the rest room,
Twittering on the toilet:
"LOL, I MADE!"
The Sultan of Swat
Submitted by clown7 on Tue, 2009-04-21 16:08. Obama
No waterboarding,
Instead, vigorous spanking
posted on youtube.
Play Ball
Submitted by clown7 on Wed, 2009-04-15 05:12. Obama
I saw the protests,
then searched google for "tea bag".
Turns out, it's a verb.
A Bump in the Polls
Submitted by clown7 on Wed, 2009-04-08 17:17. Obama
Someone call Fox News!
They've infiltrated our troops.
Evil fist jabbers.
Bailout
Submitted by tampioca on Thu, 2009-04-02 04:29. Biden
It's an agreement,
I pay you fifty dollars,
you toss my salad.
Same Old Shit
Submitted by clown7 on Wed, 2009-04-01 05:27. Biden
Here's one Bush taught me:
Have someone pull your finger,
then you crap your pants.
Skinny Dip
Submitted by clown7 on Tue, 2009-03-31 02:42. Michelle
Neil Diamond shivers
wondering who stole his clothes,
while Michelle just laughs.
Kill & Tell
Submitted by clown7 on Thu, 2009-01-15 17:59. Bush
Here's an idea:
You can kiss my "Left Behind"
and my right one too!
Midnight Toker
Submitted by tampioca on Wed, 2009-01-07 07:15. Bush