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17 Aug 2007

Shotgun Wedding

Haiku: 

Jenna's getting hitched.

That wedding's gonna be nuts, 

like "Hee Haw" with booze. 

13 Aug 2007

Charades

Haiku: 

Pretend I'm a mime

and these are Saddam's weapons.

Now does it make sense? 

09 Aug 2007

Crystal Ball

Haiku: 

Spring 2009.

An Applebee's in D.C.

Day shifts, 12 to 5.

 

17 Jul 2007

Magic Shell

Haiku: 

We are such good friends

when he ran out of pomade,

I let him use mine. 

17 Jun 2007

Close Encounter

Haiku: 

I'm you're biggest fan,

You were awesome in "E.T."

and Drew was good too.  

30 Apr 2007

Balderdash

Haiku: 

Do not piss me off!

I will snatch you baldheaded.

Believe me, it hurts!

03 Apr 2007

Land Ho!

Haiku: 

Let's freebase cocaine,

blow a couple of sailors,

then call it a night.

02 Apr 2007

YWCA

Haiku: 

Wow, that sounds like fun,

an all girl "Village People"

but a lot butcher.

26 Mar 2007

Fashion

Haiku: 

We will gorge ourselves,

on oil, blood, war and mayhem,

then buy bigger pants.

21 Dec 2006

Twopee

Haiku: 

Two diplomats meet,

share a distracted smile,

and a combover.

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