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17 Aug 2007

Shotgun Wedding

Jenna's getting hitched.

That wedding's gonna be nuts, 

like "Hee Haw" with booze. 

Haiku: 
13 Aug 2007

Charades

Pretend I'm a mime

and these are Saddam's weapons.

Now does it make sense? 

Haiku: 
10 Aug 2007

Crystal Ball

Spring 2009.

An Applebee's in D.C.

Day shifts, 12 to 5.

 

Haiku: 
18 Jul 2007

Magic Shell

We are such good friends

when he ran out of pomade,

I let him use mine. 

Haiku: 
17 Jun 2007

Close Encounter


I'm you're biggest fan,

You were awesome in "E.T."

and Drew was good too.  

Haiku: 
30 Apr 2007

Balderdash


Do not piss me off!

I will snatch you baldheaded.

Believe me, it hurts!

Haiku: 
04 Apr 2007

Land Ho!


Let's freebase cocaine,

blow a couple of sailors,

then call it a night.

Haiku: 
02 Apr 2007

YWCA

Wow, that sounds like fun,

an all girl "Village People"

but a lot butcher.

Haiku: 
26 Mar 2007

Fashion

We will gorge ourselves,

on oil, blood, war and mayhem,

then buy bigger pants.

Haiku: 
22 Dec 2006

Twopee

Two diplomats meet,

share a distracted smile,

and a combover.

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