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06 Oct 2007

The dPhone

It's not just a phone, 

it's a defibrillator 

and an EKG.  

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21 Sep 2007

Fair Game

Fishing is simple:

Load shotgun, find fish, shoot fish,

Scoop up the pieces.

 
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17 Sep 2007

Fashion Police

Nice outfit, sweetie.

I like those smart little stripes.

They're like landing strips.

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18 Aug 2007

Maybe It'll Break

When I'm done with this,

plop those puppies on the glass

and I'll hit "enlarge".  

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14 Aug 2007

Porta Party

Cheney's hat breakdown:

Nine gallons sweet Saudi crude,

one gallon peach schnapps. 

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24 Jul 2007

Pushing Paper

I have to go crap.

Bring me the Constitution

and a newspaper. 

 
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Best Of: 
27 Jun 2007

Pit Crew

Five proctologists?

Don't you think that's overkill?

He's only one ass.

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04 Jun 2007

Comedian

That's it for the show.

Remember, tip your waitress.

I'll be here all week.  

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18 May 2007

Toughskins

Where'd you get that suit?

Men's Warehouse, "husky" section.

They're my big boy pants.

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11 May 2007

Assplode

They've got a new bomb.

The "Jackass Seeking Missile".

I'm afraid you're toast.

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