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07 Sep 2009

Apology?

Haiku: 

Sure, in retrospect

I was something of a cock,

but what can you do?

 
11 Sep 2008

Soft Dick

Haiku: 

He has a soft side,

far away from war and oil.

That's the Dick I love. 

05 Jul 2008

Retirement

Haiku: 

Cheney's waning moon

swallowed by the horizon

like turds in the bowl. 

03 Jun 2008

Dude Ranch

Haiku: 

Almost everyone

I see wearing cowboy hats

are politicians.

06 Apr 2008
Haiku: 

No stop loss for you,

from now on, you're on furlough

indefinitely... 

24 Mar 2008

Creating Realities

Haiku: 

My next job's lined up:

A show on VH1 called

"The Flavor of Dick." 

15 Mar 2008

Memoirs

Haiku: 

Once, in the eighties,

I fucked an Oompa Loompa.

Not my best moment.  

 
21 Dec 2007

Fossil Fuel

Haiku: 

Thanks for the help guys.

That fart lighting incident

got way out of hand.  

12 Nov 2007

Clockin' In

Haiku: 

These ceremonies

can be really depressing,  

but they pay the bills.  

05 Nov 2007

Noooooo!

Haiku: 

Hey guys, check this out:

"Barney,  I am your father!"

I practiced all week.

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