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07 Sep 2009

Apology?

Sure, in retrospect

I was something of a cock,

but what can you do?

 
Haiku: 
11 Sep 2008

Soft Dick

He has a soft side,

far away from war and oil.

That's the Dick I love. 

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05 Jul 2008

Retirement

Cheney's waning moon

swallowed by the horizon

like turds in the bowl. 

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03 Jun 2008

Dude Ranch


Almost everyone

I see wearing cowboy hats

are politicians.

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06 Apr 2008

No stop loss for you,

from now on, you're on furlough

indefinitely... 

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24 Mar 2008

Creating Realities


My next job's lined up:

A show on VH1 called

"The Flavor of Dick." 

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15 Mar 2008

Memoirs

Once, in the eighties,

I fucked an Oompa Loompa.

Not my best moment.  

 
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21 Dec 2007

Fossil Fuel

Thanks for the help guys.

That fart lighting incident

got way out of hand.  

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12 Nov 2007

Clockin' In

These ceremonies

can be really depressing,  

but they pay the bills.  

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05 Nov 2007

Noooooo!

Hey guys, check this out:

"Barney,  I am your father!"

I practiced all week.

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