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Laura

02 Feb 2007

Snack

Haiku: 

Look at my Laura.

She's got that gleam in her eye,

Like she's had fresh blood.

09 Jan 2007

Bad Reputation

Haiku: 

Here's some advice, kid:

Never, ever date drummers.

They all have herpes. 

03 Jan 2007

Last Wives Club

Haiku: 

You're gonna be fine.

I thought George passed away once,

but he was just drunk.


19 Dec 2006

Dummylingus

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Diagrams fail him,

the diver, lost in the sea,

seeking the oyster.

18 Dec 2006

Sharp Dressed Goy

Haiku: 

It's a dream come true!

I got to meet ZZ Top,

Next up, Motley Crue!

14 Dec 2006

Snow Job

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Go ahead, princess,

eat all the apples you want,

they help with dwarf breath.

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