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Laura

05 Jun 2007

Faith

It looks flat to me.

Yep, flat. Absolutely flat.

Well, that settles that.

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03 Jun 2007

Sesame Skeet

You know what I'd like?

A muppet that eats pussy.

I'd buy like fifty.

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20 May 2007

Distraction

Our plan is working...

They stare at my camel toe,

while George steals their oil.

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17 May 2007

Insurance Policy

Don't mind the soldiers.

If she has an "episode",  

they'll come in handy.

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29 Apr 2007

Busted

Ok, I'll take six.  

If George wants head twice a week,

that should shut him up. 

 
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05 Apr 2007

Cosmetic Surgery


Have you met my clone?

I call her "Little Laura". 

Soon we'll swap our brains. 

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25 Mar 2007

Double Threat

Don't mind my wife, ma'am.

She's nervous around babies.

Ours turned into whores.

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23 Mar 2007

Poker Face

What a nice painting.

It's no "Dogs Playing Poker".

But it's still quite good.  

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03 Mar 2007

Bushferatu

She can't cross water,

and the sunlight burns her skin,

but that won't stop her.


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08 Feb 2007

Hobby Horse

Last year, in Crawford,

She saw two horses screwing.

She ain't been right since.

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