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Laura

10 Apr 2008

Sequels

See girls, it's right there,

The 11th Commandment:

"Don't mess with Texas. "

Haiku: 
04 Apr 2008

Dress Up

Here's an idea,

let's play "Sex and the City".

I can be the slut.  

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03 Apr 2008

Knuckle Sandwich

George won't kiss my hand,

not once since our honeymoon

and "the Incident".  

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25 Mar 2008

Just Right

Go my magic bear!

Devour my enemies!

Namely, Condi Rice. 

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05 Mar 2008

Snack Pack

It's like a cupcake,

wrapped around delicous brains.

Yum, delicous brains....

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22 Feb 2008

Pole Numbers

This makes small look big.

Will it work on poll numbers?

 How about weiners?

Haiku: 
30 Jan 2008

Critics

Nice dress Barbara,

next time just wear a doily

or a tablecloth. 

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11 Dec 2007

Meshugenaplums

Hairy holy men,

full of holiday spirit.

They're like young Santas. 

Haiku: 
02 Dec 2007

Consistency

What did Santa bring?

It's probably a pantsuit.

Just like every year. 

 
Haiku: 
01 Dec 2007

Spin Doctors

Bring it on, fat man,

Screw you and your "naughty list",

Karl Rove's on my side.  

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