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Laura

09 Apr 2008

Sequels

Haiku: 

See girls, it's right there,

The 11th Commandment:

"Don't mess with Texas. "

03 Apr 2008

Dress Up

Haiku: 

Here's an idea,

let's play "Sex and the City".

I can be the slut.  

02 Apr 2008

Knuckle Sandwich

Haiku: 

George won't kiss my hand,

not once since our honeymoon

and "the Incident".  

24 Mar 2008

Just Right

Haiku: 

Go my magic bear!

Devour my enemies!

Namely, Condi Rice. 

04 Mar 2008

Snack Pack

Haiku: 

It's like a cupcake,

wrapped around delicous brains.

Yum, delicous brains....

21 Feb 2008

Pole Numbers

Haiku: 

This makes small look big.

Will it work on poll numbers?

 How about weiners?

30 Jan 2008

Critics

Haiku: 

Nice dress Barbara,

next time just wear a doily

or a tablecloth. 

11 Dec 2007

Meshugenaplums

Haiku: 

Hairy holy men,

full of holiday spirit.

They're like young Santas. 

02 Dec 2007

Consistency

Haiku: 

What did Santa bring?

It's probably a pantsuit.

Just like every year. 

 
30 Nov 2007

Spin Doctors

Haiku: 

Bring it on, fat man,

Screw you and your "naughty list",

Karl Rove's on my side.  

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