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Laura

21 Nov 2008

Parting Gifts

Two minutes later

Laura's head spun 360

and she barfed pea soup.

Haiku: 
23 Jul 2008

Badass Beanie

Please excuse Jenna,

when she says something's "Badass!",

it's a complement.  

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22 Jul 2008

Roadies

I'm the First Lady,

but not George's "first lady",  

that was some road whore. 

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14 Jul 2008

Makeup Work

I have a question.

Why did we invade Iraq?

I was sick that day.  

Haiku: 
10 Jun 2008

Head Gear

I wear headscarves too!

They can come in quite handy,

they're so absorbent.

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01 Jun 2008

Tricks

Please, let me explain.

In my language "prostitute"

isn't all that bad.  

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23 May 2008

There Will Be Poop

Sorry about that,

George thought it was a sand box.

So he pooped in it. 

Haiku: 
22 May 2008

Big Boys

How do I do it?

I rub pizza on my boobs

and they come like flies.

Haiku: 
18 May 2008

Icebreaker

Before we start this,

I'll need another chablis,

It loosens me up.  

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15 Apr 2008

Show and Tell

You know what this is?

It's a gift George gave me,

on our wedding night. 

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