Subscribe to RSS - Bush

Bush

03 Aug 2008

Lettuce

Haiku: 

That's an awesome beard.

I grew a real nice beard once,

but sold it for weed.

31 Jul 2008
Haiku: 

Every now and then,

I feel their eyes on my ass

and I get sweaty.

29 Jul 2008

Cougar

Haiku: 

Since it's our first date, 

We're only gonna hold hands.

But next date:  poop chute.

29 Jul 2008

Tetherball

Haiku: 

They make me feel tall, 

but I feel dumb as a post.

A post with huge balls.

28 Jul 2008

MiniMc

Haiku: 

This kid is so cool!

He reminds me of McCain:

Bald with poopypants. 

21 Jul 2008

T4: Man Boobs

Haiku: 

What say, after this

we terminate a pizza 

and a case of beer?

15 Jul 2008

Three Way Calling

Haiku: 

Warrantless wiretaps!

Listening in on phone sex

just got easier.  

10 Jul 2008

Awkward

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

You guys are real nice,

but your logo is awful.

Who does that with kids? 

08 Jul 2008
Haiku: 

It's a U.F.O.!

I hope someone brought some lube.

It's anal probe time! 

07 Jul 2008

School Days

Haiku: 

I thought mine was bad,

this guy's last name's "Fukuda".

School must have been fun.  

Pages