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04 Aug 2008

Lettuce

That's an awesome beard.

I grew a real nice beard once,

but sold it for weed.

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01 Aug 2008

Every now and then,

I feel their eyes on my ass

and I get sweaty.

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29 Jul 2008

Cougar

Since it's our first date, 

We're only gonna hold hands.

But next date:  poop chute.

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29 Jul 2008

Tetherball

They make me feel tall, 

but I feel dumb as a post.

A post with huge balls.

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28 Jul 2008

MiniMc

This kid is so cool!

He reminds me of McCain:

Bald with poopypants. 

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21 Jul 2008

T4: Man Boobs

What say, after this

we terminate a pizza 

and a case of beer?

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16 Jul 2008

Three Way Calling

Warrantless wiretaps!

Listening in on phone sex

just got easier.  

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11 Jul 2008

Awkward

You guys are real nice,

but your logo is awful.

Who does that with kids? 

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09 Jul 2008

It's a U.F.O.!

I hope someone brought some lube.

It's anal probe time! 

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08 Jul 2008

School Days

I thought mine was bad,

this guy's last name's "Fukuda".

School must have been fun.  

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