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19 Sep 2008

Moose and Squirrel

Field dressing a moose!?

Sure, I do that twice a month. 

Laura calls it "sex". 

Haiku: 
16 Sep 2008

Signing Statement

These are Armani!

C'mon Barney, wait five months!

Then they'll be Dockers.

 
Haiku: 
05 Sep 2008

Money Trail

I'm getting lonely. 

Even the hookers ran off

to Minnesota.


Haiku: 
25 Aug 2008

Condi-ment

What's my ideal food?

Condi, drenched in tartar sauce

holding a twelve pack.

Haiku: 
15 Aug 2008

Smudge Factor

I see the problem.

When you Xeroxed your backside

you should have wiped first.

Haiku: 
12 Aug 2008

Jollyballs

You girls are so hot!

I'm harder than Algebra

and Physics combined!

Haiku: 
12 Aug 2008

Ego

Those Russian gymnasts,

I think they're looking at us,

and why not, we're hot!

Haiku: 
10 Aug 2008

I can't believe it!

This kid just called me "Daddy"

followed by "Fuckwad!"

Haiku: 
06 Aug 2008

Mercy Rule

Promise me, old dude,

no jokes about McCain's age. 

That shit is just cruel.

Haiku: 
05 Aug 2008

Boogeyman

No handshake for you!

Who knows where that finger's been.

Probably your nose.

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