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24 Oct 2008

Sketchy

Haiku: 

Look, I trace my hand

and it looks like a turkey. 

It's incredible.

22 Oct 2008

Broad Appeal

Haiku: 

You know what I'll miss?

Staff meetings with huge tables. 

They're freaking awesome.

19 Oct 2008
Haiku: 

It's called a "Tug-Job", 

It'll illegal in twelve states

including this one. 

14 Oct 2008

Sympathy Pains

Haiku: 

I'm feeling your pain!

Nope, is was just a beer fart.

Better luck next time. 

07 Oct 2008

Ms. Cleo

Haiku: 

Your retirement

will include the words "Beer me!"

and "alimony". 

06 Oct 2008

Redacted

Haiku: 

Quick, call 911!

Bush is holding me hostage,

and he seems angry!

30 Sep 2008

Brassketballs

Haiku: 

When I saw that thing, 

I thought "Where's the other one?"

I've got two, you know.

23 Sep 2008

Dip-blow-me-cy.

Haiku: 

Attention U.N.

If you missed it the first time:

Gargle my ball bag!

23 Sep 2008

Houseguests

Haiku: 

The Lincoln Bedroom, 

it's like a Howard Johnsons,

booked solid through spring.

21 Sep 2008

Heroic Efforts

Haiku: 

Investment worries?

Put your money in whiskey.

I'll handle the rest.

 
 
 

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