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Bush

25 Oct 2008

Sketchy

Look, I trace my hand

and it looks like a turkey. 

It's incredible.

Haiku: 
23 Oct 2008

Broad Appeal

You know what I'll miss?

Staff meetings with huge tables. 

They're freaking awesome.

Haiku: 
19 Oct 2008

It's called a "Tug-Job", 

It'll illegal in twelve states

including this one. 

Haiku: 
14 Oct 2008

Sympathy Pains

I'm feeling your pain!

Nope, is was just a beer fart.

Better luck next time. 

Haiku: 
08 Oct 2008

Ms. Cleo

Your retirement

will include the words "Beer me!"

and "alimony". 

Haiku: 
07 Oct 2008

Redacted

Quick, call 911!

Bush is holding me hostage,

and he seems angry!

Haiku: 
01 Oct 2008

Brassketballs

When I saw that thing, 

I thought "Where's the other one?"

I've got two, you know.

Haiku: 
24 Sep 2008

Dip-blow-me-cy.

Attention U.N.

If you missed it the first time:

Gargle my ball bag!

Haiku: 
23 Sep 2008

Houseguests

The Lincoln Bedroom, 

it's like a Howard Johnsons,

booked solid through spring.

Haiku: 
22 Sep 2008

Heroic Efforts

Investment worries?

Put your money in whiskey.

I'll handle the rest.

 
 
 
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