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21 Dec 2008

Self Portrait

I did them myself,

I just filled in the numbers

with the right colors.

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18 Dec 2008

Naughty List '08

The cookies were gone.

Someone crapped in our stockings.

I think Santa's pissed.

 
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11 Dec 2008

Closing Strong

A victory lap, 

or a victory lap dance, 

I'll take either one.

Haiku: 
08 Dec 2008

Workshop

You should come over.

We'll huff icing, fuck an elf

and invade some shit.

Haiku: 
03 Dec 2008

Beer Factor

The stock market's down.

I moved my 401K

into beer futures.

Haiku: 
01 Dec 2008

Make it a Double

ESPN12,

Roller derby, dwarf tossing, 

hopscotch and George Bush.

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14 Nov 2008

Sign of the Times

It's not a gang sign, 

they told me it stands for "Bush"

or something like that. 

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04 Nov 2008

Fair Warning

I'll call Obama

and warn him about this site

called "Daily Haiku". 

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28 Oct 2008

Jim Beamed

Holy shit, it worked!

I said "Beam me up Scotty,"

and we got beamed up!

Haiku: 
28 Oct 2008

O.G.

I love this picture, 

it's like Washington's saying

"My pimp hand is strong!"

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