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04 Feb 2017

Right Wing

Haiku: 

That awkward moment,

When Bush shows up on tinder,

And you're like "Swipe right!"

24 Jan 2017

Dubya Dubya Three

Haiku: 

Sure, ya'll miss Barack.

But I bet you'll miss me too,

When Trump nukes Iran.

17 Jan 2017
Haiku: 

It's the weirdest thing,

Last time I was in Moscow,

Some chick peed on me.

26 Sep 2016

Texas Ranger

Haiku: 

Thanks George, but no thanks!

They say once you go Barack,

You never go back.

12 Sep 2016

Saving Throw

Haiku: 

He isn't vomiting!

This is what we call "foreplay".

It's how we got George.

13 Aug 2016

Small favors

Haiku: 

Let's put it this way:

We've both done terrible things.

At least no one lived!

15 Jan 2009

Kill & Tell

Haiku: 

Here's an idea:

You can kiss my "Left Behind" 

and my right one too!

06 Jan 2009

Midnight Toker

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I always asked George,

whenever he was stressed out:

Why so serious?

06 Jan 2009

2009 World Tour

Haiku: 

Two weeks from today

I'll be drunk, dressed like this guy

at a bar near you!

31 Dec 2008

Happy New Year

Haiku: 

I started early,

so forget about midnight.

I might not make noon.

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