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Rumsfeld

29 Sep 2008

Beanie Baby

An ass with a hat,

or as I called him, "Rumsfeld". 

I thought I fired him. 

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25 Jun 2007

Golden Years

Why am I still here?

On Tuesdays I wash Dick's car.

It keeps me busy.

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25 Dec 2006

Old Gang Sigh

I miss you too Don.

Without your sweet sugarplums,

It's just not the same.


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10 Dec 2006

Book Deal

If your memoirs start:

"Here I sit, broken hearted"

it's time to resign.

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28 Nov 2006

Open Season

Too bad, he'll be missed.

Yeah, it's sad, how did he die?

Hunting with Cheney.

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26 Nov 2006

Junk Food

Top of the morning!
Murdering a leprechaun
gets the blood pumping!

 

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24 Nov 2006

Big Guns

Our new super spy,

Codename: Giant Hillbilly.

He'll find Osama.

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21 Nov 2006

Donja

That weed was awesome,

but it gave me the munchies,

and a huge boner.

 
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09 Nov 2006

Rumsfeld-O-Rama!

For your haiku reading pleasure, DailyHaiku presents every single haiku we've ever written featuring your favorite bumbling Secretary of Defense. Don, we wish you luck in your next gig as you completely fuck up your next highly efficient and well respected organization. Stay golden, Rummy Boy! Stay golden!

Rummy Ache

Honest Mistake

O.M.R.E.C.

Now Pretend

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08 Nov 2006

Jinx!

I'll keep you in mind,
next time I need a dumbass
I'll give you a call.

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