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Pence

09 Apr 2017

Like Mike

Look! I'm Hillary.

I've got giant sized man balls.

I politic good.

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04 Apr 2017

Putting on the Ritz

You'll love this haircut.

Tight, white, and conservative,

It's called "The Cracker".

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25 Feb 2017

Democracy

We'll put gay rights there.

Women's rights go over there.

What else gets buried?

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28 Oct 2016

I've got bad news Mike.

I hate to break it to you:

Your pussy has balls.

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03 Sep 2016

Hand Job

When I greeted Trump

With these comically small hands

Donald said "You're hired!"

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21 Aug 2016

Uh Oh!

Sometimes I black out,

And wake up covered in blood

And SpaghettiOs.

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