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03 Apr 2017

Group Pees

Haiku: 

Trumpette requirements:

Viagra, botox, herpes,

And no gag reflex.

01 Apr 2017

Go Directly to Jail

Haiku: 

Put three hotels here.

If the Democrats land there,

We'll own their asses!

30 Mar 2017

Sleeper Agent

Haiku: 

Leave Mike Flynn alone!

He doesn't know anything!

Let's just let him sleep.

29 Mar 2017

Suffragette Twitty

Haiku: 

Don't get me wrong, folks.

Susan B. Anthony's great!

She's a 2, but great.

24 Mar 2017

Next of Skin

Haiku: 

I gave her lotion,

And I put her down a hole.

What comes next? I'm stumped.

23 Mar 2017

The Riddler

Haiku: 

What's round and orange,

In the palm of millionaires,

And in court a lot?

16 Mar 2017

Vomelet

Haiku: 

Who needs Meals on Wheels?!

I eat diamonds for breakfast,

And shit Fabergé.

15 Mar 2017
Haiku: 

New Trump hair slippers!

Put your foot in Donald's head.

There's plenty of room.

09 Mar 2017

Slimer

Haiku: 

This painting's haunted!

One night I walked by it nude,

And it vomited!

06 Mar 2017

Breitshart

Haiku: 

Just look at Bannon.

If diarrhea wore jorts,

It would look like him.

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