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Trump

06 Oct 2016

Endorsements

Shrek is on my side.

So's Zombie Giuliani.

We're unstoppable!

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01 Oct 2016

Stay Orange Pony Boy!

I'm hung like a horse!

A five inch tall, orange horse,

But it's still a horse!

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29 Sep 2016

After we're done here

Let's go call Jill Stein a bitch,

And send her dick pics.

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27 Sep 2016

Reaction Figure

Twelve inches* of Trump!

It's a great stocking stuffer!

*hands actual size.
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20 Sep 2016

Ewwwwwww!

This is my O face.

"O" in this case means orange,

Like a creamsicle.

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15 Sep 2016

The Trumpside Down

Spoiler alert, guys!

Next season of "Stranger Things"

Looks a lot like this.

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14 Sep 2016

It looks like a throne,

But it's really a toilet,

For me to poop on!

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10 Sep 2016

Lip Service

You're so creepy, Dad.

Put your gross lips somewhere else.

Maybe on your wife.

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05 Sep 2016

Pop Fiction

My favorite book?

It's by Dr. Seuss of course.

It's called "Hop on Pop".

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31 Aug 2016

Happy Meal

McChicken? No Way!

But give me "Chicken Kiev"

And I'll hit that shit!"

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