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04 Aug 2016

The 'Bates Hotel

Oh, I'll debate you.

You won't believe my debates.

My debates are huuuuuge!

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02 Aug 2016

Derpends

Look, crying babies!

One of them in Armani.

The rest in diapers.

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01 Aug 2016

By the Short Hairs

This is my new bitch.

I got her in Florida.

I named her "Jeb Bush".

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30 Jul 2016

The New Deal

Here's the deal, Donald.

Run against my wife and lose.

I don't shag your wife.

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28 Jul 2016

Heir Club

Trump's a real skinflint.

He's really tight with money.

He really hates toupee.

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