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04 Jan 2017

Oma God!

Haiku: 

Trump gave me a job,

A little celebrity,

And chlamydia.

29 Dec 2016

Vienna Sausage

Haiku: 

Terrycloth Chemise,

It's not just my porn star name,

It's what's for dinner!

28 Dec 2016

Nativity Scene

Haiku: 

Bela Lugosi,

Jerked off into a koi pond,

And this shit crawled out.

20 Dec 2016

Putin Him on Blast

Haiku: 

Putin's so classy,

His cock tastes like caviar!

It's incredible!

15 Dec 2016

Douchemarks

Haiku: 

I present to you,

Secretary of Douchebags,

Mr. Kanye West.

11 Dec 2016

Triumphant.

Haiku: 

Do you want this piece?

It looks like an orange cock.

So I thought I'd ask.

09 Dec 2016

Little Caesar

Haiku: 

The real pizzagate:

Trump eats his pizza backwards,

With his eye shut tight.

05 Dec 2016

Nice Cube

Haiku: 

I've done my homework.

I have watched Boyz n the HUD

Like 35 times.

01 Dec 2016

Upgrade

Haiku: 

Call me in ten years.

Melania will be old.

I'll need a new wife.

30 Nov 2016

Amusement Pork

Haiku: 

Remember that time

You called me your "trumpoline"

And then jumped my bones?

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