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Trump

15 Jun 2017
Haiku: 

We hacked HBO.

I know how "Game of Thrones" ends.

Here's a hint: Pence wins.

14 Jun 2017

Lepre-con

Haiku: 

Evil leprechaun,

Or Attorney General?

I say: Why not both?

11 Jun 2017

Huggies

Haiku: 

He had Chipotle,

So he took a massive Trump,

In his big boy pants.

08 Jun 2017

Ham Fisted

Haiku: 

Sure, you think it's Trump,

But it's really a canned ham,

With a tiny cock.

07 Jun 2017

Run for the Border!

Haiku: 

Don't worry, honey,

You're way too hot to deport,

Until I've tapped that.

06 Jun 2017

Wrath of Khan

Haiku: 

Next time I'll think twice,

Before challenging someone,

To an I.Q. test.

05 Jun 2017

Bad Blood

Haiku: 

What is she thinking?

"Congenital syphilis

Would explain a lot."

03 Jun 2017

Buttmunch

Haiku: 

For symmetry's sake,

I like to think his asshole,

Has an overbite.

03 Jun 2017

An Inconvenient Doof

Haiku: 

Durr, I'm climate change.

Durr, I'm completely made up.

Durr, I'll kill us all.

31 May 2017

Safe Words

Haiku: 

That awkward feeling,

When you've got a bigblacbonk

Up your covfefe.

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