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25 Apr 2017

Rublestiltskin

Haiku: 

Here's a secret, folks.

I don't know what I'm doing.

But I'm getting paid!

24 Apr 2017

Red Wedding

Haiku: 

Trump: Hello Siri.

Is Vladimir Putin gay?

Asking for a friend.

23 Apr 2017

Orange Julius

Haiku: 

I love my nap time.

Even though I wet the bed,

With Russian whore juice.

20 Apr 2017
Haiku: 

We're making a film.

It's just like Suicide Squad,

With more bukkake.

18 Apr 2017

Grape Nuts

Haiku: 

Close your eyes, dear.

Guess what I put in your mouth.

Hint: it's not my balls.

17 Apr 2017

Peep Show

Haiku: 

I'm living the dream:

First I became President.

Now four chicks at once!

13 Apr 2017

Gyna White

Haiku: 

I'm so fucking dope!

I'm hillbilly heroin!

Prescribed by Putin!

12 Apr 2017

Spiceworld

Haiku: 

Gumdrop potato,

Curtain toe needle butthole.

What? Makes sense to me.

11 Apr 2017

Squats

Haiku: 

Just stay bent over.

It will make things easier.

It's a long four years.

08 Apr 2017

Light Weight

Haiku: 

You're not that Jared?

I thought you were from Subway.

It must be the hair.

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