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06 Mar 2017

Breitshart

Just look at Bannon.

If diarrhea wore jorts,

It would look like him.

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05 Mar 2017

Tweet Twit Tweet

Tiny hands. Strange hair.

He's wrapped around my finger.

And he tweets too much.

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02 Mar 2017

Nyetmares

I had a nightmare!

I was sucking Putin's balls,

And he made me stop.

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01 Mar 2017

SnatchAp

Don't mind KellyAnne.

She's just sexting Putin,

Using my SnapChat.

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27 Feb 2017

Land of the Lost

Her husband's new book:

Why I Married a Sleestak

Available now!

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20 Feb 2017

Lust in Translation

She's got a nice ass!

Or, as they say in Russian,

A "badonkadonk".

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17 Feb 2017

Gold Sores

I'm like King Midas,

But I don't turn stuff to gold.

You just get herpes.

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15 Feb 2017

Oil Slick

God damn! Trudeau's fine!

I'd let him lay a pipeline,

Right through my panties.

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11 Feb 2017

Dork Dynasty

Our dad's President.

We could be the next Dubya

If our luck holds out.

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11 Feb 2017

Thor Loser!

I'm a Norse god now.

I'm the best god of thunder.

Thor's a disaster!

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