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05 Dec 2017

Cold Shoulder

Haiku: 

This is just perfect.

Cold, white, dead on the inside,

Just like my marriage.

01 Dec 2017

Orange Juice

Haiku: 

Remember in IT,

When the scary clown killed kids?

Was he beating off?

29 Nov 2017

NY Cock Exchange

Haiku: 

Watch what you eat, son,

I'm harvesting your organs,

So don't fuck them up.

25 Nov 2017

Pimpeachment

Haiku: 

I'm like Bob Mueller,

When I find some sketchy freaks,

I smoke them out.

23 Nov 2017

Roy Moore's Tinder

Haiku: 

Single white female,

Farm girl, large breasts, underage,

Ready for stuffing.

23 Nov 2017

Breast Man

Haiku: 

Is it possible,

To pardon just the white meat?

Asking for a friend.

21 Nov 2017

Jobs!

Haiku: 

Charles Manson is dead?

Too bad. I would have hired him,

If he made parole.

15 Nov 2017

Urine Trouble

Haiku: 

I made a new game.

It's like the hokey pokey,

But with more urine.

11 Nov 2017

Finger Puppet

Haiku: 

Our shirts are the same,

But look! My hands are bigger!

That means I win, right?

09 Nov 2017
Haiku: 

Quiet, little one.

Don't let Kellyanne hear you.

She'll think it's lunch time.

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