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06 Oct 2016

Endorsements

Haiku: 

Shrek is on my side.

So's Zombie Giuliani.

We're unstoppable!

01 Oct 2016

Stay Orange Pony Boy!

Haiku: 

I'm hung like a horse!

A five inch tall, orange horse,

But it's still a horse!

29 Sep 2016
Haiku: 

After we're done here

Let's go call Jill Stein a bitch,

And send her dick pics.

27 Sep 2016

Reaction Figure

Haiku: 

Twelve inches* of Trump!

It's a great stocking stuffer!

*hands actual size.
20 Sep 2016

Ewwwwwww!

Haiku: 

This is my O face.

"O" in this case means orange,

Like a creamsicle.

15 Sep 2016

The Trumpside Down

Haiku: 

Spoiler alert, guys!

Next season of "Stranger Things"

Looks a lot like this.

14 Sep 2016
Haiku: 

It looks like a throne,

But it's really a toilet,

For me to poop on!

10 Sep 2016

Lip Service

Haiku: 

You're so creepy, Dad.

Put your gross lips somewhere else.

Maybe on your wife.

05 Sep 2016

Pop Fiction

Haiku: 

My favorite book?

It's by Dr. Seuss of course.

It's called "Hop on Pop".

31 Aug 2016

Happy Meal

Haiku: 

McChicken? No Way!

But give me "Chicken Kiev"

And I'll hit that shit!"

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