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04 Mar 2017

Tweet Twit Tweet

Haiku: 

Tiny hands. Strange hair.

He's wrapped around my finger.

And he tweets too much.

02 Mar 2017

Nyetmares

Haiku: 

I had a nightmare!

I was sucking Putin's balls,

And he made me stop.

28 Feb 2017

SnatchAp

Haiku: 

Don't mind KellyAnne.

She's just sexting Putin,

Using my SnapChat.

27 Feb 2017

Land of the Lost

Haiku: 

Her husband's new book:

Why I Married a Sleestak

Available now!

20 Feb 2017

Lust in Translation

Haiku: 

She's got a nice ass!

Or, as they say in Russian,

A "badonkadonk".

16 Feb 2017

Gold Sores

Haiku: 

I'm like King Midas,

But I don't turn stuff to gold.

You just get herpes.

14 Feb 2017

Oil Slick

Haiku: 

God damn! Trudeau's fine!

I'd let him lay a pipeline,

Right through my panties.

11 Feb 2017

Dork Dynasty

Haiku: 

Our dad's President.

We could be the next Dubya

If our luck holds out.

11 Feb 2017

Thor Loser!

Haiku: 

I'm a Norse god now.

I'm the best god of thunder.

Thor's a disaster!

09 Feb 2017

Department of D Pence

Haiku: 

My college transcripts,

Are a lot like Pence's dreams,

Full of easy D's!

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