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26 May 2017

Landslide

My informal poll,

Of America's panties,

Says I win, bigly.

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26 May 2017

Twinsies!

We're a lot alike.

We both won the Christian vote,

And we sleep alone.

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23 May 2017

Letters to Santa

I've been a good boy!

I want world peace, Comey dead,

And a new beanie.

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22 May 2017

Destroyer of Worlds

Let's call Cthulhu!

And if he doesn't answer,

We'll try Ann Coulter.

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21 May 2017

Tug of War

Too much Viagra!

I'll be pulling on this bean,

'Til the sun comes up.

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20 May 2017

Broke Record

I'll get out of this.

I'll just file for bankruptcy.

It works every time.

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18 May 2017

Putin on the Hits

Where is this Comey?

I bet that he's the leaker.

Or he soon will be.

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17 May 2017

Barffly

I can't go to jail!

I'm too pretty for Club Fed!

They'll eat me alive!

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16 May 2017

Circus Peanut

Trump got me alone.

And then made me an offer.

A two inch offer.

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15 May 2017

Assword

He's a real smart guy!

He guessed our WiFi password:

Urine8onMe.

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