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26 Sep 2017

Helter Skelter

Haiku: 

Manson had it wrong,

You just need a Twitter feed,

To divide people.

24 Sep 2017

Family Feud

Haiku: 

I'm not a dotard,

This guy, on the other hand,

Dotarded as hell.

18 Sep 2017

Rocket Man

Haiku: 

Hey Melania!

I'm just putting this out there,

But I've got nukes too...

16 Sep 2017

Hangin' Tough

Haiku: 

This is familiar,

Old, grey, saggy, and wrinkled.

But much, much smaller.

13 Sep 2017

Ric and Famous

Haiku: 

Sometimes he'll sit there,

Pretending that he's Ric Flair,

'Til someone says "Woo!"

11 Sep 2017

Talk Burky to Me

Haiku: 

Don't worry, Donald,

It's only a bandana,

Not a "dude burka".

09 Sep 2017
Haiku: 

Their nukes are tiny,

My long range missiles are yuge!

Just like my penis.

07 Sep 2017

Netflix and Ill

Haiku: 

It's new on Netflix,

But it's a mini series,

Since your cock's so small.

06 Sep 2017
Haiku: 

I figured it out,

Apparently we're morons.

Who would have thunk it?

03 Sep 2017

Family Affair

Haiku: 

It's not a good sign,

When Celebrity Wife Swap,

Is your back up plan.

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