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19 Dec 2006

Dummylingus

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Diagrams fail him,

the diver, lost in the sea,

seeking the oyster.

14 Dec 2006

Snow Job

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Go ahead, princess,

eat all the apples you want,

they help with dwarf breath.

08 Dec 2006

Nuke the Halls

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Santa's full of crap.

"Peace on Earth, good will to men".

Like that ever works.

05 Dec 2006
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Meet Don's replacement,

He's got some big shoes to fill,

big, goofy clown shoes.

27 Nov 2006

Eating Crow

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Haiku: 

Dad, what's a "quagmire"?

Is it some kind of turkey?

It sounds delicious.

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