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30 Mar 2007

Wounds

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Oh shit! I poked you!

I bet that'll leave a mark.

Can you forgive me?


28 Mar 2007

Spin Control

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Ok, this game sucks.

Who cares where the bottle lands?

I'm not kissing Dick.

16 Mar 2007

Blarney Stoned

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I have 2 questions:

1) Are you a leprechaun?

2) Where's Osama?

02 Mar 2007

Bushferatu

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

She can't cross water,

and the sunlight burns her skin,

but that won't stop her.


26 Feb 2007

Chasing Tail

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I just don't get it.

It tastes like cat food and ass.

Humans must be nuts. 

 
26 Feb 2007

Sequel

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Ok, I'll take it.

It just needs vanity plates:

NIRAN08

07 Feb 2007

Hobby Horse

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Last year, in Crawford,

She saw two horses screwing.

She ain't been right since.

20 Jan 2007

Mutiny

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

It pisses sideways.

I tried to straighten it out,

but my arm got sore...

18 Jan 2007

Cringe and Purge

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Colonoscopy?

Is that like Colin Powell?

A pain in the ass.

15 Jan 2007

Pajama Party

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I had a dream too.

I wore pajamas to work,

But that one came true.

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