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02 Jul 2007
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Our trade agreement:

Russia gets wrinkle free pants.

We get manly shirts. 

18 Jun 2007

Lynchilla

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Your hat is lovely.

Thank you, yours looks lovely too.

What is it, rabbit? 

13 Jun 2007

Monkey Business

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One time I got drunk

with Michael Jackson's monkey

and did this all night.

12 Jun 2007

TMI

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Here's a confession:

When Laura and I make love,

I think about feet.

08 Jun 2007
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I'll pardon them both.

The girl who shows her cooter

and my boy Scooter.  

03 Jun 2007

Sesame Skeet

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You know what I'd like?

A muppet that eats pussy.

I'd buy like fifty.

05 May 2007

I call it "Laura"

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I'll carry it home...

I'm way too drunk to ride it,

And it hurts my balls.

24 Apr 2007

Thumbs Down

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Wanna know what sucks?

You can't thumb wrestle yourself.

I've tried, and I lost.

22 Apr 2007

Errorism

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Yes, I fight cancer.

If it's got oil, I fight it.

It does have oil, right?

10 Apr 2007

Spam

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You know what we need?

A pacemaker for peckers.

I bet that would sell.

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