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13 Sep 2007

Dungeon Master

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Let's play D&D.

It's kinda like S&M,

without all the dwarves. 

 
08 Sep 2007

Secret Services

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Iraqi:  Handshakes.

Kuwaiti:  Hugs and kisses.

Saudi: Knockin' boots.

05 Sep 2007

Thumper

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I can ace this quiz,

Name?  George Bush.  Age? 61.

Sex? Like a rabbit.

04 Sep 2007

Chameleon

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I'm camouflaged too,

in a sea of rich drunk dudes

I'm invisible. 

27 Aug 2007

Gitmoron

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Adios Gonzo!

It's just like "The Last Supper",

but with more torture. 

 

 

06 Aug 2007

Dive Bomber

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I attacked Iraq

and crapped in a urinal.

My aim's a bit off.  

23 Jul 2007

Pushing Paper

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I have to go crap.

Bring me the Constitution

and a newspaper. 

 
19 Jul 2007
Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I changed the toner

then tried to print a test page.

Turns out, it's a lamp.

16 Jul 2007

Desperado

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

We're like two outlaws

I'm playing Butch Cassidy

and he's Dick Cheney.

05 Jul 2007

Multitasking

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I feel like Condi.

Staring at my PDA,

a ball in my mouth.

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