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12 Feb 2008

Kiss and Tell

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First she's all "My eye!"

then "You ruined my blue dress!"

Man, those were the days.  

05 Feb 2008

Finish Line

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NASCAR's like Iraq:

you take four left turns then park

and call it "progress".  

02 Feb 2008

Rumble

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Wanna cause trouble?

Drop a Valium between them,

Then watch the fur fly. 

17 Jan 2008

Gluttony

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Massive oil reserves,

all you can eat hush puppies,

you guys have it all.  

11 Dec 2007

Ghosts

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George, did you torture?

No Martha, they were British,

that's torture enough.

28 Nov 2007

Poseur

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Chilling at the ranch,

in my sweater, on the net.

You know, cowboy stuff. 

 
18 Oct 2007

DalaiWood

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I'm your biggest fan.

I loved you in "9 to 5",

your titties were huge!

14 Oct 2007

Snatch O'Lantern

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Arched eyebrows, huge smile,

no brain, candle up its ass,

I'll call you "Laura".

04 Oct 2007
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TANG?  I got my share: 

"Texas Air National Guard"

and I was waist deep. 

 
21 Sep 2007

Stealing Candy

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Well that was easy.

They cry but they don't fight back.

They're like Democrats.  

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