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09 May 2008

Old Glory

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Sometimes it hits me,

Gore, crying into his pillow.

It never gets old. 

06 May 2008

Booby Trap

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Well that was awkward...

Turn out what women call "boobs"

long haired dudes call "pecs'.

16 Apr 2008

Preacher Seat

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Laugh while you can Pope.

You're sitting in the same chair,

where Bill "had pizza".

07 Apr 2008

Afterthought

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Aprons are handy,

you can spill things on your clothes

and they won't get stained.  

25 Mar 2008

Crumpets

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I call this "tea time",

it's sorta like English tea

with balls in your mouth.  

21 Mar 2008
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I'm bipartisan.

Sometimes I use my left hand,

other times my right. 

19 Mar 2008

Word of Mouth

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I don't think it's fair.

You suck off a few truckers,

suddenly you're "gay". 

06 Mar 2008
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After you move in,

if you find some anal beads

just mail them to me.  

 
03 Mar 2008

Mayday!

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Haiku: 

Men in uniform.

Spontaneous erections. 

Cancel interview. 

03 Mar 2008

Joyride

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Man, I love biking.

I'd gay marry this bike seat

if it were legal 

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