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07 Nov 2016

Happy Ending

The Presidency?

It's a lot like our sex life.

Bill always comes first.

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29 Sep 2016

Tommy Lee Jonesing

Bill had his bimbos.

Who cares? I had my share too.

Just ask Mötley Crüe!

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07 Jan 2009

Midnight Toker

I always asked George,

whenever he was stressed out:

Why so serious?

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24 Sep 2008

Trigg, Track and Bristol, 

Q-Bert,  Quisp, Frankenberry,

They're all proud of you.

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30 Aug 2008

Trophy Democrat

If you'll excuse me

I have to piss like crazy

and Joe looks thirsty.

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18 Jul 2008

Flush with Victory

It's just a turd, George.

It's not a magic butt snake,

that grants you wishes.  

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11 Jul 2008

Awkward

You guys are real nice,

but your logo is awful.

Who does that with kids? 

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24 Jun 2008

Dudenapping

Hey Angelina!

Snatching up a kid's easy.

Try nabbing a dude! 

 
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14 Jun 2008

Blues Men

It's our new album:

"George and the Pope Sing the Blues".

I scat a little.  

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18 May 2008

Beef Jerky

It's called "cow tipping,

cause when you're done with the cow

you leave it ten bucks.

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