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Biden

24 Aug 2016

Easy Rider

Fire up the Harley.

Just you, me, the open road.

I'll even ride bitch.

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16 Aug 2016

The Good Humor Man

Give me your soft serve,

Your malts, your curdled masses,

Yearning for brain freeze.

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05 Aug 2016

Besties

First friendship bracelets

Then we hit the Junior Gap

Like we're R. Kelly.

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31 Jul 2012

Bird Laden

These birds are pissed off!

They crash into shit. Hate pigs.

It's a bird jihad.

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09 May 2012

You see how that works?

I come out for gay marriage

and it's Biden's fault.

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26 Oct 2009

You Lie! Part II

Bad haircuts happen.

Once I had a hi-top fade. 

Joe, it'll grow out.

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27 Sep 2009

The Hard Sell

Viagra, facelifts,

Elective hip replacements,

They'll all be covered.

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18 Sep 2009

Unhappy Hour

This is like "Hooters"

without the beer,  chicken wings,

and orange hot pants.

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15 Sep 2009

Fan Club

He's very handsome

and he's got a way with words. 

What's there not to love?

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08 Sep 2009

Ease on Down

Heel, toe, heel toe, spin!

I'm your prancin' pony boy, 

feet so full of win.

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