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Biden

31 Jan 2017

Pimping Iron

I'm on hold with Trump.

I told him I was Putin.

He's asking for nudes.

Haiku: 
23 Jan 2017

Mockingjoe

I'll do it, Barack.

I'll volunteer as tribute,

If she calls your name.

Haiku: 
21 Jan 2017

R.S.V.Pee

Dear President Trump,

Suck my inaugural balls.

Much love, Joey B.

Haiku: 
20 Jan 2017

Arglegay Isspay

I changed the nuke codes.

I put them in Pig Latin.

He'll never crack it.

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29 Dec 2016

Better Than Yours

We've got our milkshakes,

Now we need to find some boys,

And get in the yard.

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23 Nov 2016

Off The Cuff

Here's my legal team.

Crammit, Rammit, and Rotate,

Attorneys at law.

Haiku: 
21 Nov 2016

Getting Warmer

Let's play a game, Mike.

Guess what I put in my ass.

Hint: it's in this room!

Haiku: 
17 Nov 2016

Spooning

We take off our shirts,

Climb into Pence's new bed,

then send him selfies.

Haiku: 
16 Nov 2016

Box Lunch

I'll show Trump the ropes.

I'll even feed him his lunch:

Knuckle sandwiches!

Haiku: 
15 Nov 2016

Housewarming Gift

What's on the floor, Joe?

It's a present for Mike Pence.

I made it myself.

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