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Palin

24 Aug 2016

Jebberish

Haiku: 

Trump was quite confused.

He thought "the Alaskan bush"

Meant that she's Jeb's wife.

30 Oct 2008

Mrs. Nomer

Haiku: 

Somebody said "MILF!" 

What's that?  A dairy product

with a nice wardrobe?

14 Oct 2008

On Demand

Haiku: 

My favorite movies?

Anything with Vern Troyer

plus "Red Dawn" and "Shaft". 

 

 
02 Oct 2008

Coach Tickets

Haiku: 

Stupid dinosaurs.

This ark is super tiny.

Where would they all sit?

23 Sep 2008
Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Trigg, Track and Bristol, 

Q-Bert,  Quisp, Frankenberry,

They're all proud of you.

09 Sep 2008

Alternative Medicine

Haiku: 

I'm for birth control:

hand jobs, blowjobs and butt sex. 

Apply as needed.

08 Sep 2008

Life Sentence

Haiku: 

Yes, I am "pro-life",

of course so is Dick Cheney.

Figure that one out.

02 Sep 2008

Mrs Attacks!

Haiku: 

Gak gak gak gak gak!

Gaak!!  Gak gak gak!  Gak gak gaaak!

Gak gak gak gak gak!