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Palin

24 Aug 2016

Jebberish

Trump was quite confused.

He thought "the Alaskan bush"

Meant that she's Jeb's wife.

Haiku: 
30 Oct 2008

Mrs. Nomer

Somebody said "MILF!" 

What's that?  A dairy product

with a nice wardrobe?

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14 Oct 2008

On Demand

My favorite movies?

Anything with Vern Troyer

plus "Red Dawn" and "Shaft". 

 

 
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02 Oct 2008

Coach Tickets

Stupid dinosaurs.

This ark is super tiny.

Where would they all sit?

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23 Sep 2008

Trigg, Track and Bristol, 

Q-Bert,  Quisp, Frankenberry,

They're all proud of you.

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Best Of: 
09 Sep 2008

Alternative Medicine

I'm for birth control:

hand jobs, blowjobs and butt sex. 

Apply as needed.

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08 Sep 2008

Life Sentence

Yes, I am "pro-life",

of course so is Dick Cheney.

Figure that one out.

Haiku: 
02 Sep 2008

Mrs Attacks!

Gak gak gak gak gak!

Gaak!!  Gak gak gak!  Gak gak gaaak!

Gak gak gak gak gak!

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