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Obama

08 Apr 2009

Someone call Fox News!

They've infiltrated our troops.

Evil fist jabbers.

Haiku: 
12 Nov 2008

Marking Territory

Sometimes, late at night,

I'll come down here buck naked

and rub everything. 

Haiku: 
11 Nov 2008

Twinkies

He'll be President, 

but does he have to dress like me?

It's kinda creepy. 

Haiku: 
26 Sep 2008

Then Obama paused

and gestured below his belt:

"Suspend these, big guy!"

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29 Aug 2008

Helping Hand

Can you hold her, please?

Something about blue dresses

make me feel nervous.

Haiku: 
26 Aug 2008

Barack of Love

When I'm president,

nobody wears dumb ass hats, 

even Bret Michaels. 

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22 Apr 2008

He's a Democrat

Dad? It's me, Lois.

I've got something to tell you

About my boyfriend.

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