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17 Sep 2009

Jabberhonkey

Haiku: 

Look!  A vorpal sword!

Now all I need is Glenn Beck.

Where is that fat fuck?

13 Sep 2009

Face to Face

Haiku: 

Bipartisanship?

I friended you on Facebook.

Isn't that enough?

12 Sep 2009

Lighten Up

Haiku: 

Barack was all smiles

until Michelle pointed out

the "No Smoking" sign.

10 Sep 2009

Birther

Haiku: 

Obama begins: 

"My fellow Americans,"

Someone yells "You Lie!"

05 Sep 2009

Particle Man

Haiku: 

Dark matter exists,

like Rahm Emmanuel's heart,

only in theory.

03 Sep 2009

Played

Haiku: 

 

Leak this to the press

but first white out "Hawaii" 

and write in "Kenya".

 

05 May 2009

The "Biden Rule"

Haiku: 

 Look, we can be friends,

 the minute you poop on me, 

 It's all over, kid.

28 Apr 2009

Shitter

Haiku: 

He's in the rest room,

Twittering on the toilet:

"LOL, I MADE!"

 
21 Apr 2009

The Sultan of Swat

Haiku: 

No waterboarding, 

Instead, vigorous spanking

posted on youtube.

14 Apr 2009

Play Ball

Haiku: 

I saw the protests,

then searched google for "tea bag".

Turns out, it's a verb.

 

 

 

 

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