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17 Sep 2009

Jabberhonkey

Look!  A vorpal sword!

Now all I need is Glenn Beck.

Where is that fat fuck?

Haiku: 
14 Sep 2009

Face to Face

Bipartisanship?

I friended you on Facebook.

Isn't that enough?

Haiku: 
13 Sep 2009

Lighten Up

Barack was all smiles

until Michelle pointed out

the "No Smoking" sign.

Haiku: 
10 Sep 2009

Birther

Obama begins: 

"My fellow Americans,"

Someone yells "You Lie!"

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06 Sep 2009

Particle Man

Dark matter exists,

like Rahm Emmanuel's heart,

only in theory.

Haiku: 
04 Sep 2009

Played

 

Leak this to the press

but first white out "Hawaii" 

and write in "Kenya".

 

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06 May 2009

The "Biden Rule"

 Look, we can be friends,

 the minute you poop on me, 

 It's all over, kid.

Haiku: 
28 Apr 2009

Shitter

He's in the rest room,

Twittering on the toilet:

"LOL, I MADE!"

 
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21 Apr 2009

The Sultan of Swat

No waterboarding, 

Instead, vigorous spanking

posted on youtube.

Haiku: 
15 Apr 2009

Play Ball

I saw the protests,

then searched google for "tea bag".

Turns out, it's a verb.

 

 

 

 

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