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Obama

22 Aug 2016

Microscope

Haiku: 

You just look through here

And it makes your hands look huge.

Send one to Donald.

09 Aug 2016

Security Deposit

Haiku: 

I'll make sure it's clean.

I won't leave it like Bush did.

Turds in every bowl.

22 Apr 2012

A Cup of Joe

Haiku: 

Biden was just here.

He called the machine "Elsie",

and tried to milk it.

16 Nov 2009

Signing Statement

Haiku: 

One in ten of these

I sign "George W. Bush"

just to mess with folks.

09 Nov 2009

The Pen is Mighty

Haiku: 

I've changed lost of things, 

this was Clinton's humidor, 

now it just holds pens.

03 Nov 2009

Costumes

Haiku: 

Michelle's a leopard. 

I'm dressed like Mr. Rogers

if he were Kenyan.

18 Oct 2009

Sly Fox

Haiku: 

It's all perspective.

The lead story on Fox News:

"Obama Blows It!"

30 Sep 2009

Point Guards

Haiku: 

The secret service

have elite shot blocking skills

but suck at street ball.

23 Sep 2009

Death Panels

Haiku: 

Dear old white people. 

I promise not to kill you. 

Please calm the fuck down.

21 Sep 2009

Playing for Keeps

Haiku: 

Half way through the match

Obama started yelling

"Sweep the leg, Johnny!"

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